




☐ Single ☑ Taken
Sub.
Marching band, Harry Potter, Homestuck.
Sub/Dom, Rilakkuma, Apple technology.
Heterosexual.
Love is love.
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Ok so a little about me.
-I'm completely obsessed with Disney movies, DAVID ARCHULETA, He Is We, Oreos, Cherry Jello, Weaves, and eyeshadow.
-YES, I am a boy.
-I love marching band and choir.
-I'm a sucker for romance movies.
-I cried for 2 hours straight after watching the Titanic.
-I play clarinet, and I like to think I'm rather good at it!
-My best friend will kick your ass.
-I adore sea creatures.
-Toucans.
-I'm /always/ chewing gum, and I only chew Orbit bubblemint.
-If you were to kiss me I would taste like bubblemint gum or cherries.
-I read constantly.
-I. LOVE. MATH.
-I have 4 bracelets I never take off.
-I live in the most hick town in Texas.
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-I'm creepy as shit, but get to know me! My babus:

Best frand/ husbando

Best frand <3 lol37

Best frand that never talks to me >:C

Best frand/ brother

My nigger.

my rl best frand

my babu<3
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LETS GET DOWN TO BUSINESS
TO CREATE
A BAND
DID THEY SEND ME FRESHMEN
WHEN I ASKED
FOR UPPERCLASSMEN?
YOU'RE THE WUSSIEST BUNCH I'VE EVER MET
AND YOU HAVEN'T GOT A CLUE
BUT SOMEHOW I'LL
MAKE A BAND
OUT OF YOUUUUUUUUU
TRANQUILL AS A DRUMLINE
WE'LL FIGHT BRASS
WITH WOODWINDS
ONCE YOU FIND YOUR TEMPO
LOCK THE BEAT
WITINNNNNNNNNN
YOU'RE A NOOBSAUCE FILLED
PATHETIC LOT
AND YOU CANNOT PLAY IN TUNE
BUT SOMEHOW I'LL
MAKE A BAND
OUT OF YOUUUUUUUUUUU
SOLOS:
I'M NEVER GONANA LIFT THIS UP
SAY HELLO TO BLISTERED FEET
WHY WAS I A FOOL IN SCHOOL FOR CUTTING BAND
MR. O'S GOT EM SCARED TO DEATH
HOPE HE DOESN'T SEE MY IPOD
NOW I REALLY WISH THAT I KNEW HOW TO PLAY
BE A BAND
WE MUST BE SWIFT AS THE TROMBONE'S FROLIC
BE A BAND
WITH ALL THE FORCE OF THE PENIS SETTTT
BE A BAND
WITH ALL THE STRENGTH OF A SOUSA PLAYER
MYSTERIOUS AS THE INSIDE OF THE VANNNNN
SIDELINES ARE RACING TOWARD US
AS WE MARCH
OUR SETS
HEED THE DRUM MAJORS ORDERS
OR YOU'LL MEET
YOUR DEATH
YOU'RE UNSUITED FOR
THE PAINS OF CORE
SO PLOP DOWN
AND CRY
YOU'RE THRU
HOW COULD I
MAKE A BAND
OUT OF YOUUUUUUUUUU~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Movement 1: I Hate Myself And I Want To Die
Movement 2: Goddamn Kids Won't Stop Smooching Each Other
Movement 3: Eridan Stop Fucking Talking To Me About Your Lovelife
Movement 4: Why Do I Put Up With This Shit
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Toucans make excellent pets. They are friendly, cuddly, playful, intelligent and curious about their surroundings. They like to play with toys and with their owners and will give you hours of wonderful companionship. They will sit on your shoulder, cuddle in your lap, and when contented will purr like a kitten.
ON YOUR WAY HOME, PICK UP SOME TOUCANS. YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. YOU HEARD ME. GET ME SOME FUCKING TOUCANS, AND MAKE IT FUCKING QUICK.
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But I'm gonna hand over the prize to =KillerStalkerPerson cuz she's been trying to get it x3
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