Gabriel Perrin T.

United States

☐ Single ☑ Taken
Sub.
Marching band, Harry Potter, Homestuck.
Sub/Dom, Rilakkuma, Apple technology.
Heterosexual.
Love is love.

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<sub>Ok so a little about me.
-I'm completely obsessed with Disney movies, DAVID ARCHULETA, He Is We, Oreos, Cherry Jello, Weaves, and eyeshadow.
-YES, I am a boy.
-I love marching band and choir.
-I'm a sucker for romance movies.
-I cried for 2 hours straight after watching the Titanic.
-I play clarinet, and I like to think I'm rather good at it!
-My best friend will kick your ass.
-I adore sea creatures.
-Toucans.
-I'm /always/ chewing gum, and I only chew Orbit bubblemint.
-If you were to kiss me I would taste like bubblemint gum or cherries.
-I read constantly.
-I. LOVE. MATH.
-I have 4 bracelets I never take off.
-I live in the most hick town in Texas.
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-I'm creepy as shit, but get to know me!</sub>

My babus:
Best frand/ husbando
Best frand <3 lol37
Best frand that never talks to me >:C
Best frand/ brother
My nigger.
my rl best frand
my babu<3


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LETS GET DOWN TO BUSINESS

TO CREATE

A BAND

DID THEY SEND ME FRESHMEN

WHEN I ASKED

FOR UPPERCLASSMEN?

YOU'RE THE WUSSIEST BUNCH I'VE EVER MET

AND YOU HAVEN'T GOT A CLUE

BUT SOMEHOW I'LL

MAKE A BAND

OUT OF YOUUUUUUUUU

TRANQUILL AS A DRUMLINE

WE'LL FIGHT BRASS

WITH WOODWINDS

ONCE YOU FIND YOUR TEMPO

LOCK THE BEAT

WITINNNNNNNNNN

YOU'RE A NOOBSAUCE FILLED

PATHETIC LOT

AND YOU CANNOT PLAY IN TUNE

BUT SOMEHOW I'LL

MAKE A BAND

OUT OF YOUUUUUUUUUUU

SOLOS:

I'M NEVER GONANA LIFT THIS UP

SAY HELLO TO BLISTERED FEET

WHY WAS I A FOOL IN SCHOOL FOR CUTTING BAND

MR. O'S GOT EM SCARED TO DEATH

HOPE HE DOESN'T SEE MY IPOD

NOW I REALLY WISH THAT I KNEW HOW TO PLAY

BE A BAND

WE MUST BE SWIFT AS THE TROMBONE'S FROLIC

BE A BAND

WITH ALL THE FORCE OF THE PENIS SETTTT

BE A BAND

WITH ALL THE STRENGTH OF A SOUSA PLAYER

MYSTERIOUS AS THE INSIDE OF THE VANNNNN

SIDELINES ARE RACING TOWARD US

AS WE MARCH

OUR SETS

HEED THE DRUM MAJORS ORDERS

OR YOU'LL MEET

YOUR DEATH

YOU'RE UNSUITED FOR

THE PAINS OF CORE

SO PLOP DOWN

AND CRY

YOU'RE THRU

HOW COULD I

MAKE A BAND

OUT OF YOUUUUUUUUUU

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Movement 1: I Hate Myself And I Want To Die
Movement 2: Goddamn Kids Won't Stop Smooching Each Other
Movement 3: Eridan Stop Fucking Talking To Me About Your Lovelife
Movement 4: Why Do I Put Up With This Shit

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Toucans make excellent pets. They are friendly, cuddly, playful, intelligent and curious about their surroundings. They like to play with toys and with their owners and will give you hours of wonderful companionship. They will sit on your shoulder, cuddle in your lap, and when contented will purr like a kitten.

ON YOUR WAY HOME, PICK UP SOME TOUCANS. YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. YOU HEARD ME. GET ME SOME FUCKING TOUCANS, AND MAKE IT FUCKING QUICK.

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